Actual OkCupid Responses to a 39-Year Old Lady Looking for Love
December 2, 2011 in Relationships
–Post by Kourtney
If you don’t know already, OkCupid is an online dating site. I dub it “OkStupid” because that’s who seems to reply to my ad. From what I hear from others, there are plenty of ladies who get replies from smart, intelligent men who went to Harvard. But not me. This is a typical sampling of inquires I’ve gotten recently. I’d love to include photos but that wouldn’t be too nice.
43 / M / Straight / Single
Walked out this morning and i dont beleive what i saw – A hundred million bottlees washed up on the shore-seems i’m never lonely being alone… A hundred million castaways looking for a home… Im sending an SOS to you girl… Please reply to get my message in a bottle… Regards
39 / M / Straight / Single
Hi, how r u doing today? Actually u look great. I am interesting in casual sex, if u r still interested plz send message back to me
29 / M / Straight / Single
i’d love to rendezvous for something casual and spicy. safe and sexy…
21 / M / Straight / Single
Honestly, your 2 beautifullll, i had 2 tell you that b4 anything … But nice 2 meet u
45 / M / Straight / Single
My name is ____. I work at ad agency managing the online projects. I live in Brooklyn and work in Manhattan. I enjoy dining out and traveling. I am not into the games, and would like to know more about you. Please drop me a line to start out conversation.
unknown {user deleted profile — or was thrown off site}
wow you looking young, like 26 something, you are so hot, sexy, curvy, sorry cant help but notice curves, I work for Victoria Secrets . men around must be blind or dumb to let you go single. wow your pix are provocative lol you are hot, sexy
OK. I do acknowledge that I am a little to blame for these short, to-the-point messages. It’s because I stated in my profile that I am interested in casual sex. I also have just one picture up–a face shot. And it’s Photoshopped. But most people won’t be able to tell; I had my sister do it and she is a pro.
In case you are interested, this is how I filled out my profile:
- What I’m doing with my life: I’m from Baltimore. I have been in NYC for 11 years now and love it. I’m working f/t as paralegal
- I’m really good at: Running, I do half marathons. I’m not yet up for the challenge of a complete marathon, but maybe someday! I also play the violin, I started lessons about 3 years ago.
- The first things people usually notice about me: My smile? My legs? Not sure!
- Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food: My favorite books are the Alchemist, Running with Scissors, and Naked. I like to eat healthy.
- On a typical Friday night I am: Spending time with friends. Salsa dancing occasionally. Eating good food.
- The most private thing I’m willing to admit: I just ended a relationship.
- I’m looking for: Guys who like girls/Ages 20-65/Located anywhere/For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
About the Author: Kourtney is a blogger known as “Asa29″ on the dating website OkCupid